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Plus, do not forget to go have a look and support the prophet Bobby HendersonР Р†Р вЂљРІвЂћСћs page here. We are currently seeking fellow Pastafarians to join us in this venture. The congregation of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Australia is currently in the process of establishing an official Australian religion in His Noodly honour. A lot of Christians donР Р†Р вЂљРІвЂћСћt believe the Bible is literally true Р Р†Р вЂљРІР‚Сљ but that doesnР Р†Р вЂљРІвЂћСћt mean they arenР Р†Р вЂљРІвЂћСћt True Christians.Р Р†Р вЂљРЎСљ Bobby HendersonР вЂќР вЂћ wide variety of people are drawn to our religion for diverse reasons, but our love of all things Noodly, our constant celebration of life, eating, drinking, our ability to laugh at ourselves, to have fun and to still be good people, usually means people stay once they have joined us. Elements of our religion are sometimes described as satire and there are many members who do not literally believe our scripture, but this isnР Р†Р вЂљРІвЂћСћt unusual in religion. While the beliefs professed by Pastafarians may often be accused of being a joke, satire or even a parody, (especially by the media) this is explicitly and strenuously denied by the church. In many ways, Pastafarians believe that this ethical system is superior to all other mainstream religions. Worship of the FSM is not commanded or even expected. The 8Р Р†Р вЂљРІвЂћСћs outline a morality which is based on harmonious co-existence, non-judgemental conduct and generally not being a dick.

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The system of Pastafarianism ethics is based on the Р Р†Р вЂљРЎС™ The Eight IР Р†Р вЂљРІвЂћСћd Really Rather You DidnР Р†Р вЂљРІвЂћСћtsР Р†Р вЂљРЎСљ Р Р†Р вЂљРІР‚Сљ a series of suggestions on how to live your life in a happy manner without infringing upon others rights to do the same with their own lives. Other Pastafarians just like wearing colanders on their heads.

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Many Pastafarians therefore choose to wear full pirate regalia as a means to help the environment and belay natural disasters. Climate change, earthquakes, hurricanes and other natural disasters are directly linked to the declining number of pirates worldwide. The genderless term Pastafarians refer to FSM as is Р Р†Р вЂљР’ВQuobР Р†Р вЂљРІвЂћСћ Р Р†Р вЂљРІР‚Сљ as in Р Р†Р вЂљРІР‚Сљ Р Р†Р вЂљР’ВMay you be Touched by QuobР Р†Р вЂљРІвЂћСћs Noodly AppendageР Р†Р вЂљРІвЂћСћ instead of referring to our deityР Р†Р вЂљРІвЂћСћs Noodly Appendages as Р Р†Р вЂљР’ВhisР Р†Р вЂљРІвЂћСћ or Р Р†Р вЂљР’ВherР Р†Р вЂљРІвЂћСћ Noodly Appendages.Р вЂќР вЂћll followers of the FSM hold that pirates are sacred and were the first Pastafarians. The FSM is neither male nor female, but completely genderless, as the idea of a Monotheistic deity needing a gender or genitals is pretty silly when you really think about it. Whether or not the FSM is actually made of pasta is the subject of intense theological debate, with many claiming that the FSM is not made of pasta, but just appears to be, while others believe that to be a Flying Spaghetti Monster, the FSM must be made of pasta. However, this is not the answer you are looking for. Although the exact airspeed velocity of an unladen Flying Spaghetti Monster is unknown, it is widely believed that it is more than likely to be faster than a cheetah. Such a depiction is merely a guess, of course, as the FSM is understandably invisible to all known forms of scientific detection. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is depicted as a tangle of spaghetti with many Noodly Appendages, flanked by two delicious meatballs, and with a pair of googly eyes upon stalks. Pastafarians believe that the universe was created by the FSM while very drunk, the effects of which can be seen in the resulting imperfections and contradictions in the universe. What are we against? All that is not good!Р вЂќР вЂћlthough Р Р†Р вЂљРЎС™the only dogma allowed in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the rejection of dogmaР Р†Р вЂљРЎСљ, some general beliefs are held by Pastafarians. Р Р†Р вЂљРЎС™With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshipers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents-mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.Р Р†Р вЂљРЎСљ Try Pastafarianism for thirty days! If you donР Р†Р вЂљРІвЂћСћt like us, your old religion will most likely take you back.

By design, the only dogma allowed in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Australia is the rejection of dogma.

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